被蹂躪的家政婦

等待方舟

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

我的同桌是極品2

　　一次偶然的事件讓同為死對頭的極品同桌男女互換了身體與性別，二人為了恢復(fù)正常做出了瘋狂舉動，經(jīng)歷了種種令人啼笑皆非的荒唐事情。無果之后，二人將計就計，利用對方的身體互相追求自己喜歡的人，歷經(jīng)艱辛終于討得心上人歡喜。大功告成之時，不料災(zāi)難悄然降臨，二人即將面臨時間的清理，急速衰老，禍不單行，王元鵝的母親因為自己的任性而失去生命，大喜大悲之下，二人悟出了青春的含義還有親情的可貴，無奈時日不多，臨死之前，二人一一完成自己的遺愿，開演唱會、做學(xué)霸、挑戰(zhàn)黑社會，可是等到最后一天死神到來之時，王元鵝才發(fā)現(xiàn)，一切原來是......

天鵝中的狼

特工媽咪

　　喬萬娜低調(diào)平凡，每天周旋于政府部門的會計工作、女兒的學(xué)?；顒?。在無趣的外表下，其實是一名執(zhí)行各種國際危險任務(wù)的特務(wù)。某天高中同學(xué)聚會，發(fā)現(xiàn)所有同學(xué)都跟她一樣，每天都有鳥事跟煩惱。這讓她下定決心，接下來的任務(wù)要幫助身邊所愛的人。透過浮夸的偽裝、經(jīng)歷爆笑的情況，她要扭轉(zhuǎn)人生，為朋友帶來正義！

暗黑新娘！

 孤獨的科學(xué)怪人弗蘭肯斯坦（克里斯蒂安·貝爾 飾）來到了1930年代的芝加哥，懇請頂級科學(xué)家尤弗洛尼斯博士（安妮特·貝寧 飾）為他創(chuàng)造一位伴侶。兩人成功復(fù)活了一名被謀殺的年輕女子，“新娘”（杰西·巴克利 飾）就此誕生。然而事態(tài)發(fā)展卻遠超兩人想象：謀殺接踵而至，占有欲瘋狂滋生，新娘能否掙脫“被創(chuàng)造”的命運？在暗黑混沌的逃亡路上，一場女性覺醒風(fēng)暴開始席卷整個世界。