人家才不是天使

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處男高中生丘田在學(xué)校常常被同學(xué)霸凌,他為了報(bào)復(fù)而召喚出性感的實(shí)習(xí)惡魔「瑟蕾」,瑟蕾必須實(shí)現(xiàn)人類的願望來完成她的實(shí)習(xí)課業(yè),而實(shí)現(xiàn)願望的代價(jià)是那個人類會失去他最重視的寶物。丘田許願能跟暗戀已久的同學(xué)愛美約會,瑟蕾想盡辦法實(shí)現(xiàn)丘田的願望,卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己漸漸被笨拙的丘田吸引…。

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處男高中生丘田在學(xué)校常常被同學(xué)霸凌,他為了報(bào)復(fù)而召喚出性感的實(shí)習(xí)惡魔「瑟蕾」,瑟蕾必須實(shí)現(xiàn)人類的願望來完成她的實(shí)習(xí)課業(yè),而實(shí)現(xiàn)願望的代價(jià)是那個人類會失去他最重視的寶物。丘田許願能跟暗戀已久的同學(xué)愛美約會,瑟蕾想盡辦法實(shí)現(xiàn)丘田的願望,卻發(fā)現(xiàn)自己漸漸被笨拙的丘田吸引…。

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