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瘋狂的外星人

　　號稱銀河系最先進(jìn)的外星文明試圖和地球建交，誰知一連串的誤會導(dǎo)致意外發(fā)生。外星使者的飛船墜入大氣層，最終摔在了中國某市的世界公園中?？克：飸?yàn)樯墓⒑疲S渤 飾）和酒販子好友大飛（沈騰 飾）把受傷的外星人錯(cuò)認(rèn)為來自南美洲的猴子，在自家猴子受傷的情況下，耿浩開始訓(xùn)練起這個(gè)他口中的“剛果騷騷猴”來了。由于失去了超能力加成設(shè)備，外星人的本事無法施展，只能任由這兩個(gè)傻乎乎的地球人打罵操練。盡管如此，他仍試圖奪回自己的裝備。另一方面，之前與外星人交流失敗的超級大國根據(jù)外星人留下的信息，穿梭世界各地尋找外星使者。地球的命運(yùn)朝著不可預(yù)測的方向發(fā)展……　　本片創(chuàng)意來自劉慈欣的科幻小說《鄉(xiāng)村教師》。

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　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

大廚

　　德高望重的亞歷山大（讓·雷諾 Jean Reno 飾）多年來一直是米其林餐廳的三星主廚，但是近來他的境遇卻屢現(xiàn)危機(jī)。當(dāng)下的法國料理界正是”分子料理”風(fēng)靡，傳統(tǒng)料理日漸衰落的時(shí)代，亞歷山大所堅(jiān)持的傳統(tǒng)料理很有可能會在即將到來的星級評審中落敗，餐廳的小開更是翹首以盼可以就此炒了他。正當(dāng)亞歷山大焦頭爛額之時(shí)，一名名不見經(jīng)傳的小廚師杰克（邁克爾·揚(yáng) Micha?l Youn 飾）出現(xiàn)了，杰克是亞歷山大食譜的忠實(shí)追隨者，卻因?qū)α侠淼目駸峁虉?zhí)屢次失業(yè)，只好在養(yǎng)老院找了份油漆工作。一個(gè)偶然的機(jī)會，亞歷山大讓杰克到他的餐廳實(shí)習(xí)，杰克與生俱來的料理天分和另辟蹊徑的烹調(diào)創(chuàng)意令亞歷山大大為賞識，很快成為其左右手。星級評審越來越近，兩位傳統(tǒng)烹飪大師的合作能否在挑剔的”分子料理”派面前力挽狂瀾呢？

公子?jì)?/h3>伊雷,雪梨,周聰,劉克宣

　　周公是個(gè)70多歲的富翁，因?yàn)槠拮硬荒苌?，想娶個(gè)年輕的姑娘生個(gè)兒子繼承產(chǎn)業(yè)。一次偶然的機(jī)會他相中了一個(gè)名叫帶水的漁家女，于是買了好多時(shí)髦的東西送給帶水的父母作為聘禮。而正值懷春佳齡的帶水卻看上了周的手下——風(fēng)度翩翩的夏公子，夏公子以捧帶水做明星的托口哄住她。怎料帶水舉止粗俗，品性不羈，忍受不了嚴(yán)格的瘦身美體的訓(xùn)練。而一直暗戀帶水的炒蜆仔公子?jì)裳劭粗纳先藞?zhí)迷不悟地做富貴癡夢，展開了一場諧趣層生的奪妻大戰(zhàn)……

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