按摩的淫亂性

　　在外星人的眼中，地球人就是供他們玩樂的消遣。一群外星人打了一個賭，賭注是地球的存亡。他們在地球上隨機選了一個人，賦予他心想事成的超能力，如果這個人最終成為了貪得無厭的惡人，外星人就選擇把地球毀滅，但如果這個人依然維持著善良的本性，則意味著地球仍然有著繼續(xù)運轉的意義?！　∑椒捕謨?nèi)向的中學老師尼爾（西蒙·佩吉 Simon Pegg 飾）成為了這名干系到地球存亡的天選之子，在擁有了超能力后，尼爾的身邊發(fā)生了一連串有驚無險令人不知該笑還是該害怕的意外。與此同時，尼爾默默愛慕的女子凱瑟琳（凱特·貝金賽爾 Kate Beckinsale 飾）也被卷入了危險之中。

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

　　五名美國業(yè)余摔跤選手艾歷克斯（Thora Birch 飾）、托德、克萊爾、威利、謝爾頓，在教練帶領下遠赴東歐參加摔跤比賽，雖然他們輸?shù)袅吮荣?，但當晚仍興致勃勃參加了派對，以致耽誤了第二天開往敖德薩的火車，由于語言不通，他們一時買不到車票，一位說英語的金發(fā)女郎出現(xiàn)，帶領他們登上了車站內(nèi)的一列紅色火車?！　「σ簧宪嚕爢T們的護照便被形容猥瑣的男乘務員收去，這列經(jīng)過改裝的列車上賭場、餐車、休息室一應俱全，隊員們很快遠離其他語言不通的乘客，躲在休息室玩起了真心話大冒險，然而在游戲進行的過程中，托德消失在列車尾部，其他隊員也一一失蹤，艾歷克斯很快發(fā)現(xiàn)，她要獨自面對車上的幾個活體器官摘除者……

一場慘絕人寰的連環(huán)慘案，讓雷杰米一直被惡靈纏身困擾。但只有他知道真正的兇手是一種“看不見、摸不著”的在陰影中潛伏的惡靈：無聲逼近、瞬間奪命，只留破碎尸體與無法解釋的詭異痕跡。 雷杰米與女醫(yī)生盧娜聯(lián)合調(diào)查時發(fā)現(xiàn)，一切源于他童年母親死亡有關的研究秘密釋放的遠古惡靈，它正以扭曲低語和血跡標記獵物，吞噬獵物的恐懼，將他們逐個拖入絕望死亡。證人離奇發(fā)狂、無人醫(yī)院深處傳來濕滑爬行聲……而每當人心恐懼到極點， 惡靈便會在黑暗中悄悄靠近…… 身邊人接連慘死，雷杰米必須直面糾纏他一生的“惡靈”，才能拯救他所愛之人。當他們以為噩夢終結時，惡靈卻失控逃逸擴散，更大的恐懼才剛剛蘇醒……