牛鬼蛇神

4.6 播放:87萬 2026-05-09
主演:李菁 夏萍 宗華 姜南 石天 

《秀才遇見兵》:軍隊入城,老學(xué)究徐秀才(程剛 飾)為免生事端,嚴禁弱智兒子玉杰(石天 飾)和美麗的女兒玉珍上街。誰想正逢佳節(jié),兩個貪玩的孩子偷偷外出,偶然邂逅方營長。方迷戀玉珍的美貌,想盡辦法要抱得美人歸。無奈徐秀才雖然色心不死,但表面迂腐守舊,冥頑不靈,與方營長及其下屬上演連番斗智斗勇的鬧劇 《牛鬼蛇神》:某地民眾信奉青蛇變化的二青爺,因而青蛇所在的道觀終日香火不斷,求神問卜者絡(luò)繹不絕,暗地樂壞了恣意斂財?shù)牡朗總儯灰鹿诔闹烊A(宗華 飾)和妻子淑珍(夏萍 飾)來到這里,卻將一陌生的乞丐婆認作親娘;街頭唱曲的小呂邂逅三個美艷女子,稀里糊涂上演一出三英戰(zhàn)呂布,誰曾想終成他人賺錢的工具。朗朗乾坤,盜騙橫行  

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戴夫造了個迷宮

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醫(yī)神

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