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　　Can I Get a Witness? tells the story of a mother and daughter in a near-future world where huge sacrifices are made to maintain life on Earth.　　With its resources swallowed by e-waste and overpopulation, the world is experiencing an anthropogenic collapse. To manage, technological advances are shunned. Nobody has electricity and only people with exceptions are permitted cars. Most importantly, there is also a collective agreement that nobody is allowed to live beyond the age of 50.　　Oh’s Ellie lives with her teenage daughter Kiah (Keira Jang), who is starting her first day as a Documenter, an important role in this new world order. She uses her artistic gifts — beautifully conjured in animations — to draw the dying ceremonies, since printing and photography have been banned.　　Kiah is paired with Daniel (Joel Oulette), the young man who performs the contractual elements of each person’s end-of-life ceremony. He matter-of-factly provides the packages a person can choose, sets them up when the time comes, and performs the burials. But his new coworker is having a hard time handling the emotional impacts of the job.

　　故事發(fā)生在2050年，藍小瑋是一個研究員，她研發(fā)了“零接觸”的技術--通過佩戴特殊的頭盔，將兩個人的腦電波連接起來實現(xiàn)夢境的連接。這天，一個便衣警探余警官找到研究所，要求小瑋使用零接觸的技術幫他偵破一個極為棘手的案件。小瑋覺得這案件跟母親的昏迷案件有關，盡管知道危險，還是不聽父親的阻止，接受這個任務了。小瑋通過網(wǎng)絡連接的方式進入昏迷者易田的夢境，隨后搗蛋的余警官也偷偷尾隨而來，兩人在這個奇怪的世界跌跌撞撞，搞笑百出，也危險重重，兩人配合警探父親，終于找到真兇竟然就是實驗室的研究員，至此故事告一段落。

來自西域的舞姬阿離三年前慘死客鄉(xiāng)，身首異處，她的妹妹阿月來到事發(fā)的客棧，聯(lián)合戲法師李久成和縣令張承合謀演了一出大戲，將三年前涉及此事的相關人等都聚于一堂，巧設妙計讓當年害死姐姐的兇手互相指證現(xiàn)形，最終查明了姐姐死去的真相，洗去了污名并昭雪報仇。

　　天蓬元帥成為豬八戒之前一段秘史，一個所有青少年都經(jīng)歷過的故事，一個合家歡的故事！